Peeing in Woods on a Monday Evening
My friend Melissa complained about a stranger stopping his car near her house and dashing out to take a whiz in the woods, said stranger unaware that:
1) Soon a house will be built on that lot
2) She had a full view of his pit stop
I was inspired to write this brief little parody describing her predicament. Feel free to contribute extra stanzas in the comments section!
Peeing in Woods on a Monday Evening
Whose woods these are I think I know;
His house is still a blueprint, though,
So I can stop and take a piss. Uh-
Oh! I think I see Melissa!
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