I’m a Meme, Ma!
I’m always writing jokes in the margins of my books, and then I pick the book up after 20 years and see something I had completely forgotten I’d written, and it just kills me. For instance, last weekend I opened my dictionary to look up the word “percipient” and saw this instead:
(It’s an old dictionary.)
So imagine my surprise when I viewed this list of wisenheimer responses to signs which has been forwarded around the Internet lately, and discovered something I had written and then completely forgotten:
My epitaph should read, “Gave Away All His Best Material For Free”