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Credit: Keith Ian Polakoff2015-03-25T15:46:55+00:00monthlyhttps://christianhertzog.com/2014/12/21/snowy-drunk-tintin-devil-angel/https://christianhertzog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/snowy-drunk1.pngSnowy quenches his thirstBlistering barnacles! 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I greatly enjoyed learning that Keith Humble was incapacitated with laughter when he first saw this.2014-06-02T15:10:40+00:00monthlyhttps://christianhertzog.com/about/https://christianhertzog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/hertzog-soundon-2010.jpghertzog soundon 2010https://christianhertzog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/hertzog-soundon-2010-score-study.jpghertzog soundon 2010 score study2019-02-27T20:18:57+00:00weekly0.6https://christianhertzog.com/2011/07/12/fifteen-movies-that-made-me-who-i-am-today/https://christianhertzog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/jan-malmso.jpgjan malmsohttps://christianhertzog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/marilyn_chambers_ivory_snow.jpgFifteen Movies That Made Me Who I Am Today2014-02-21T09:00:22+00:00monthlyhttps://christianhertzog.com/2013/12/31/ambrose-bierce-on-new-years-eve/https://christianhertzog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ambrose_bierce-1.jpgAmbrose_Bierce-1Another wretched year departed!2013-12-31T19:20:00+00:00monthlyhttps://christianhertzog.com/2010/12/17/ambrose-bierce-discusses-christmas-with-a-friend/https://christianhertzog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/bierce.jpgbierceAmbrose Bierce demonstrates his piercing wit2013-12-25T06:39:48+00:00monthlyhttps://christianhertzog.com/2013/12/24/ambrose-bierce-christmas-xmas/2013-12-25T06:38:09+00:00monthlyhttps://christianhertzog.com/2013/11/14/valis-wagner-parsifal-philip-k-dick/https://christianhertzog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/valis.jpgvalis2013-11-14T09:26:12+00:00monthlyhttps://christianhertzog.com/2010/07/29/steinway-grand-brad-mehldau-concert-san-diego-mar-31-2010/https://christianhertzog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/mehldau-piano-cropped.jpgmehldau piano croppedSteinway grand piano, Neurosciences Institute, San Diego, Brad Mehldau concert, Mar. 31, 20102013-08-05T06:58:07+00:00monthlyhttps://christianhertzog.com/2011/04/04/18th-century-treatment-for-attention-deficit-disorder/2013-06-23T14:41:19+00:00monthlyhttps://christianhertzog.com/2011/08/17/im-a-meme-ma/https://christianhertzog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/image-541.jpgFrom The American Heritage Dictionary, Second College Editionhttps://christianhertzog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/image-54.jpgFrom The American Heritage Dictionary, Second College Editionhttps://christianhertzog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/im-out-of-order.jpgI'm not out of order!2013-06-23T06:54:50+00:00monthlyhttps://christianhertzog.com/2013/05/29/igor-stravinsky-rite-of-spring-premiere-sacre-du-printemp/2013-05-30T00:59:46+00:00monthlyhttps://christianhertzog.com/2013/01/01/best-classical-music-reviews-2012-natalie-axton/2013-01-02T07:09:26+00:00monthlyhttps://christianhertzog.com/2012/12/08/santa-claus-toilet-seat-amazon-review/https://christianhertzog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/santatoilet.jpgNo. 1 at No. 2!Santa wants to receive your warm human wastes2012-12-10T19:06:22+00:00monthlyhttps://christianhertzog.com/2012/11/08/obnoxious-drunks-mission-district-coffehouse-general-usmc/https://christianhertzog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/general-brooks-cropped1.pngGeneral Brooks of the USMChttps://christianhertzog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/general-brooks-cropped.pngGeneral Brooks cropped2012-11-08T08:39:32+00:00monthlyhttps://christianhertzog.com/2012/09/05/happy-birthday-john-cage/https://christianhertzog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/john-cage-silence.pngFrom Silence, by John Cage (p. 110)The page in Silence, by John Cage, which produced the title of my toy piano suite, Anything Therefore is a Delight. 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lobo2012-08-22T08:04:55+00:00monthlyhttps://christianhertzog.com/2012/08/11/damien-hirst-tim-tebow-mckayla-not-impressed/https://christianhertzog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/221541_10151820177775616_853107572_o.jpgMcKayla is not impressed with Tim Tebowhttps://christianhertzog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/297575_10151820171105616_197319821_n.jpgMcKayla is not impressed by Damien Hirst"Eight million dollars for THAT?"2012-08-15T20:41:30+00:00monthlyhttps://christianhertzog.com/2012/08/15/logical-fallacy-confirmation-bias-willy-wonka-meme/https://christianhertzog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/wonka-meme.jpgOompa loompa doompity dit, Go dunk your head in a Bucket of shit2012-08-15T08:58:58+00:00monthlyhttps://christianhertzog.com/2012/08/14/rigoletto-hollywood-bowl-dudamel-la-philharmonic/2012-08-15T07:01:58+00:00monthlyhttps://christianhertzog.com/2012/08/06/mars-curiosity-face-meme/https://christianhertzog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/wtf-mars-face1.pngWTF mars 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Water"I'm gonna make me some spunk water and catch a stringer-full of bullheads"https://christianhertzog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/spunk-water.pngSpunk water"I'm gonna make me some spunk water, and catch a stringer full of bullheads"2012-01-26T22:34:16+00:00monthlyhttps://christianhertzog.com/2011/12/29/peter-erskine-limerick-poem/2012-01-25T23:52:53+00:00monthlyhttps://christianhertzog.com/2012/01/13/stravinsky-schoenberg-deathmatch-cage-fight/https://christianhertzog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/arnie-self-portrait.jpgarnie self portrait"I'ma bust a cap in yo ass, Stravinsky!"--Arnold Schoenberg 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