Watson’s Datsun: a limerick by Christian Hertzog
Seats five with plenty of head and leg room!
A serial killer named Watson
Stored his victims’ remains in a Datsun.
He took out a jar
From the blood-splattered car
And said, “This is what I keep twats in.”
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Did you like that? If so, be sure to read John Wayne Gacy’s poem about the proper dining etiquette for eating legumes.
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