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Watson’s Datsun: a limerick by Christian Hertzog

March 9, 2012

Seats five with plenty of head and leg room!

A serial killer named Watson
Stored his victims’ remains in a Datsun.
He took out a jar
From the blood-splattered car
And said, “This is what I keep twats in.”

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Did you like that? If so, be sure to read John Wayne Gacy’s poem about the proper dining etiquette for eating legumes.

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From → Humor, Light Poetry

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