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A Dirty Limerick by Pablo Neruda

January 25, 2012

"I am very tired this afternoon."

La Balada del Viejo Peruano

By Pablo Neruda

There was an old man from Peru

Who fell asleep in his canoe.

"Aha! This canoe will be muy bueno for my nap"

While dreaming of Venus,

He tickled his penis

And woke up with a handful of topsoil.

¡Ay caramba!

From → Humor, Light Poetry

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