A Dirty Limerick by Pablo Neruda
"I am very tired this afternoon."
La Balada del Viejo Peruano
By Pablo Neruda
There was an old man from Peru
Who fell asleep in his canoe.
"Aha! This canoe will be muy bueno for my nap"
While dreaming of Venus,
He tickled his penis
And woke up with a handful of topsoil.
¡Ay caramba!
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